Driving into the Poi the other day I came across a sight that I've never seen before, and hopefully, will never witness again. A blue ice cream truck was headed in the opposite direction of which I was traveling and I could plainly see the driver, well, part of him. Sitting facing him was some dirty broad (probably itchy dirty, and definitely freaky dirty) with her leg cocked over the steering wheel. By power of deduction, and because I could only see the top half of the driver's head, I have to assume that this man had his ice cream and ate it too.
I have to admit that I felt a pang of jealousy. Here I was, driving my reverseless car, alone, while some bitch was having her pussy eaten in an ice cream truck while enjoying a Strawberry Shortcake Bar cruising down Rte 6. (Okay, so I can neither confirm nor deny that she was actually eating ice cream while being eaten, but if that were me in that truck, I sure as hell would have been being nourished and delighted.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
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